My First Time!!!

It was my first time ever,

And I'll never forget.

I'd do it again,

Without a single regret. The sky was dark,

The moon was high,

We were all alone:

Just she and I. Her hair was soft,

Her eyes were blue,

I knew just what

She wanted to do. Her skin so soft,

Her legs so fine,

I ran my fingers,

Down her spine. I didn't know how

But I tried my best,

I started by placing

My hands on her breast. I remember my fear,

My fast beating heart,

But slowly she spread

Her legs apart. And when I did it,

I felt no shame;

All at once,

The white stuff came. At last it's finished, 

It's all over now.

My first time ever

AT MILKING A COW!!!

A friend of mine send me this and I find it really hilarious and decided to share it... Enjoy??? I bet so...