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'DS SAMY VELLU' World's Greatest Joker???

by - 9:02 PM

I received a forward mail today and I find it really hilarious!!! So funny in fact that I almost fell from my seat and roll on the floor and laugh till I burst in tears!!! So I decided to post it up and let all of you enjoy... I'm very sure it will make your day because this is really what it did to me!!!


'DS Samy Vellu' finally and officially resigned from his post of the longest 'MIC' President ever live, after leading the party for almost 31 years!!! Frankly, I will miss him very much especially for all his FUNNY QUOTES he made all these years... Like what our Prime Minister said in the 2010 'Barisan Nasional' Conference, "We will miss 'DS Samy Vellu' because he add a lot of colour... Sometimes a bit too much colour"... Therefore, as a token of appreciation, I just wanna share his famous quotes ever made by the one and only, 'Samy Vellu'...

Counting down from number 10!!!

10. 'Samy Vellu' quoted on 'Pos Laju':
"Besoh kirim, hari ini juga sampai"

9. On one TV news when he tried to say he felt very ashamed:
"Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan KEMALUAN saya sangat-sangat la besar"

8. 'Samy Vellu' said in one of his "ceramah":
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang-worang kampong di sini... "Then one pakcik
asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan???" And 'Samy' gloriously replied,
"Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai"

7. 'Samy's' most favourite quote on the news for the decade is this"
"Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya... You worang ingat semua ini toll saya punyer bapah

6. During water crisis:
"Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr!!!"

5. On social society's problem:
"Worang-worang muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dade <---- breast/tits/boobs

4. During blood donation's program at 'Sungai Siput':
"Marilah kita semua menderma dare <---- virginity

3. His welcome speech in most of his functions:
"Selamat datang saudara-mara semua" (It should have been "saudara-saudari")

2. During the height of the 'Al-Arqam's' saga, he said in a press conference:
"Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda 'MIC' terlibat dalam kes 'Arqam'"

1. At an opening ceremony for a new building:
"Mempersilakan 'Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz' naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka kain"
(to open her clothes)

If you didn't laugh till now, I'm very sure you will in a moment!!! Hold your breath for a bonus round!!!

And of course the world's greatest joke of all times:


"Kita akan bina roket pigi matahari"... One of the reporter responded, "Tapi Datuk, matahari terlalu panas untuk didekati"... 'Samy' replied, "Itu takde masalah... Kita hantar waktu malam"!!!

OMFG!!! That's one helluva joke!!! Thanks 'DS Samy Vellu' for making my day!!! You are the man!!!

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